I actually enjoy the fact that I still get mass emails from NWC in my inbox, it makes stalking easier. Today, we got an email containing weekly specials at the Hub:


Tuesday nights – XBOX 360! We’ll have Rock band/DDR/Fusion Frenzy set up to be played until your hearts content! (After 5pm)

Thursday nights – T-shirt night! We have a specialized t-shirt for only $10.00… And then, every Thursday night, after 5pm, if you wear the shirt in The Hub, you’ll receive a dollar off any order!

Friday nights – Ladies night! After 5pm, all ladies will receive a free soft drink!



Umm... are you joking me? All women get a free soft drink? What the hell? Is that not the stupidest thing you've ever heard, at least since naming the snack bar "the hub"? Sorry men, wrong gonads. No soda for you. Man, whoever thought that one up is an effing GENIUS. Maybe it's a response to all that darned feminist talk on campus... guys, keep your naked traditions, because now the girls get FREE SODA!!!

I wish I was there to see Jolynn Oliver's response to this.