time killer!

Copied from Ruthie, who copied from Candi.....

The trick to this survey is you are not allowed to use my answers.

1. How long do you spend in the shower?
Are we talking per week? Or per shower? Because for both questions I would have to say around 12 minutes

2. Name something a football player wears under his uniform.
chest hair

3. Name something people hate to find on their windshield.
dead bunnies

4. Name something a man might buy before a date.
a brain, hopefully

5. What's another word for blemish?
idiosyncracy

6. Something you cook in the microwave.
marshmallow peeps! huzzah!

7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving
a piano. believe me.

8. Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman
she has nice shoes

9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner.
it's hard to improve on Ruthie's answer - "humping people's legs" - not that I've ever had an awkward experience with that or anything.. cough cough sara cough cough
But if forced to be unique I would say biting someone's child. that one happened too.

10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for?
test of character?

11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for?
me make fire!

12. Name a phrase with the word Home in it?
How does it feel to be on your own? Like a complete unknown? With no direction home?

13. Name a sport where players lose teeth?
Marching band. Seriously.

14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day?
Talk about vocare

15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying?
Blotchy cheeks

16. Name something found at a Séance?
The Babysitters Club. Anyone remember that episode?

17. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat?
Penguin! Just kidding, they look so cuddly they're probably tasty too

18. Name something that gets folded?
a flag

19. Name something a person wears even if it has a hole in it?
leg warmers. yes please.

20. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it?
memory?